Box Monkey

Someone who works as a loader for UPS and is seen as nothing more than a used up piece of machinery.

"What do you do for a living?"
"Well, I'm a box monkey for UPS."

by Kittylace July 31, 2008

Box-Monkey

A person who recieves any kind of STD from a monkey or other mammal and licks it once or twice a day while sitting in a box.

friend: did u see james franco at the grammys?

guy: yeah , he looked like he just finished doing a Box-Monkey .

by charles97012 March 06, 2011

box of monkeys

The worlds funnest toy; the one toy every child dreams of having; an upgrade of Barrel of Monkeys.

Let's break out the best toy in the world, Box of Monkeys, and have a blast.

by Mandrew January 19, 2004

Monkey Box

A pipe made out of house-hold items.

I made a monkey box out of a soda bottle and some gum.

by P Dittle September 23, 2005