tit boots 

when one has tits so saggy they hit the ground, allowing one to put boots on them, most likely using them as a second pair of legs.

wow Jake, why don't you ask Sherry to put her tit boots on her nasty titties and give you a ride home from work!

tit boots by araeos October 26, 2010

boob and tit torture 

the female counterpart of "cock and ball torture"

Jessica: "damn my doctor just performed boob and tit torture on me"
anon: "you sure he didn't just rape you?"

boob and tit torture by TheMilkUrDadLeftForSince February 22, 2022

mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with flat granny boobs, face full of testicles, a ping pong pussy and a 2 inch crooked rubber dick with no balls or hair 

a long fuckin burn that schools the shit out of any dis you get.

Bully: "Hey gimme some money lil bitch."

little bitch: "No u give ME some money ya mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with flat granny boobs, face full of testicles, a ping pong pussy and a 2 inch crooked rubber dick with no balls or hair."

mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with flat granny boobs, face full of testicles, a ping pong pussy and a 2 inch crooked rubber dick with no balls or hair:
"Shut up. JUST SHUT UP. (runs away crying)"

mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with flat granny boobs, face full of testicles, a ping pong pussy and a 2 inch crooked rubber dick with no balls or hair by Joey Jordison April 11, 2007

Great tit and blue footed booby 

The name of two birds that were made up when birdwatchers were horny.

Boy 1: Great tit and blue footed booby
Girl 1: How did you know that my tits were blue
Boy 1: WTF?

Great tit and blue footed booby by lilyoy June 9, 2021

titty's boobs 

things that ivy should suck, hold, lay on, have in face, etc

"omg i wanna hold titty's boobs"

titty's boobs by cat8titties December 6, 2021

Fart Shit Tit Boob 

Someone thats two of the same thing that is equally bad or retarded

She has a flat butt and a big nose. What a fart shit tit boob

Fart Shit Tit Boob by Evan the fat fuck April 23, 2017

Boobs! Sports! Beer! Tits! Cars! 

Boobs! Sports! Beer! Tits! Cars! is a term used in the redneck community to well, signal their love for boobs, sports, beer, tits and cars. They'll mostly shout this during a sport.

Redneck 1: Dude!!! They fucking scored we won!
Reneck 2: Boobs! Sports! Beer! Tits! Cars!

Boobs! Sports! Beer! Tits! Cars! by SkailusLOL August 20, 2020