Pull apart the buttocks of your consenting sex partner, and as per the French greeting kiss each inner cheek from left to right whilst dragging your nose across their bumhole. Voila the dirty bonjour.
by Mr_Kevlar August 9, 2016
Guy: Yo bro I heard Bonjour Johnson and Demekquatre are no longer teammates.
Other Guy: Yeah, I heard they beefin' now.
Other Guy: Yeah, I heard they beefin' now.
by seditious libel April 30, 2023
a way to say "hi! Ily and you're the best person in the world" platonically to someone named coco
this is the perfect way to show your appreciation to them :)
this is the perfect way to show your appreciation to them :)
by ghosty vey October 21, 2021
In English (slang) it translates to "my pussy be snatched" commonly used by Instagram model sahar luna
Girl 1: how did it go last night with zayn
Girl 2: oui oui bonjour baguette
Girl 1: OOOOF! tell me all the details
Girl 2: oui oui bonjour baguette
Girl 1: OOOOF! tell me all the details
by michaelsbigbooty101 August 1, 2017
Get the Bonjour jsjstsgwofhshaldjdnbxhswo mug.
by RobloxDude March 30, 2021