bong lord Share definition Flag A common Dan, that likes to smoke the bong every day of the week. "What a bong lord" said by many people about the common Dan. "What a hard-kid" "I know it's Dan, he's a bong lord" bong lord by Ococidine December 14, 2013 0 0 Get merch Get the bong lord mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch