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a man gets a boner when he gets sexually excited about something.

His penus goes erect and sticks up
he can vene start shaking because of the loss of control
geogrpahy teacher: that girl is hot
hot girl: hey mr.

geography teacher: aaaaaahh OH MY DAIIZ! STOP IVE GOT A BONER
hot girl: :$
by mynameisjul May 20, 2009
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A character from the hit TV show "Growing Pains". He was the signature "off-the-wall" character who occasionally visited the Seavers. AKA Richard Stabone. Played by Andrew Koenig.
stoned dude #1: Dude, you know what I loved when I was a kid, Growing Pains, with that Jesus Freak Kirk Cameron.
stoned dude #2: Remember Boner?
stoned dude #3: Oh, yeah, Didn't Leonardo Dicaprio play him.
stoned dude #1: Man, Gilbert Grape was in Growing Pains?
stoned dude #2: Fuck man, where did our weed go?
stoned dude #3: we smoked it all,shit!
by ritechus September 11, 2005
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Another way to say wow or awesome. Best used in a crowd of senior citizens or during class. Be careful not to look down as you say it as to not send the wrong message.
Dude1: Man I just aced my Chemistry exam!
Dude2: Boner!
by WhoaTimesTwo April 12, 2004
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when a boy of ages 11-whenever he dies
gets hard in the private area.ages 1-10 shouldn't get one.
when he saw the porn popup he got a huge boner and when his mom walked in on her 11 year old mastubating.she fainted and had a heart attack.
by spoons!!!! May 11, 2009
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1. an erection (the state of the penis sticking out and becoming hard). A boner can be caused by blood streaming in the penis.
2. a careless mistake
I was embarrassed when I had a boner during my interview,
by KyleTheChoux May 17, 2015
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