Morgan Freeman body pillow

A cardinal sin and must be punished with extermination.

Hey do you like my Morgan Freeman body pillow Jeremy will now be burned at the stake

by Definitely not Schteevo1 June 27, 2022

Body pillow

A pillow that's usually the size of 150x50cm or 160x60cm that are meant for extra back support and comfort. These pillows can have the design of an anime character on it and I know they get stereotyped for being only bought by neckbeards but they are comfy as hecc. Who doesn't love cuddling with their Waifu every night?

Me: Yo bro, I just got a Nezuko Body pillow
My friend: Damn bro, you is lonely
Me: Man, shut yo bitch-ass up! I just like cuddling with my Waifu, there's nothing wrong with that.

by MichaelMLP October 1, 2023

Pillow-Bodied Bitch

When a person is built so unnaturally that they look like they have a pillow for a torso.

Girl wearing leggings that point out every roll: “You wanna fight?”
Me: “Nah, your body looks like it absorbs sound you pillow-bodied bitch!”

by 69GummyVitamins February 22, 2023