the act of receiving oral sex from a garden gnome while taking a dump.
Inspired by the original Blumpkin or blumpie, blumplestiltskin was created to better fit this more specific gnome-related situation.
Inspired by the original Blumpkin or blumpie, blumplestiltskin was created to better fit this more specific gnome-related situation.
"that was the best blumplestiltskin everr"
"hey, come over here and give me a blumplestiltskin you dirty lil gnome"
"hey, come over here and give me a blumplestiltskin you dirty lil gnome"
by pud850 December 11, 2008
John became a blumplestiltskin when he agreed to give Ruth, the midget, his first-born child in return for a much-needed blumpkin.
by Blumpity blump October 13, 2008
A: What did you do today?
B: Nothing. Slept til 2. Ate some pizza bites. Laid around.
A: What a blumplestiltskin.
B: Nothing. Slept til 2. Ate some pizza bites. Laid around.
A: What a blumplestiltskin.
by NegativeCreep February 28, 2008
Stacy's mom gave me a really nice blumplestiltskin.
Sorry I peed on your faced during that blumplestiltskin.
Sorry I peed on your faced during that blumplestiltskin.
by Masterboneme June 18, 2014