A complete and total mess. i mean think about it......what would everyones reaction be when they find out the food that they have been eating at the barbeque is marinated in period blood. just terrible...
"That test was a god damn Period blood barbeque. I dont think i got a single answer right"
"His fantasy football team is a fucking Period Blood barbeque, just a mess"
Take a baracuda, then insert the animal into a womans vagina, who is on their period. Then one plugs the hole with their genitals and let the fish swim around in the womans menstrual juices.
a contendant in the 2000s Jesusnaut competition in which he and chuck norris were tw of many contenders, bloodbare and chuck norris succesfully defeated all but each other, but bloodbare, having a lot of wits was never seen bye chuck norris, chuck then left the battle leaving bloodbare as the winner of the Jesusnaut competition leaving him with the title of jesus
When you haven’t shaved in a while and you go on a sex date, you realize she doesn’t like hair and you go get a pair of scissors to cut off the pubes. You give them to her so that it can be romantic or some shit then she cuts your balls off because you made her fake her orgasm in high school.
I went on a sex date with Sherry and she told me she didn’t like hair so I brought a pair of scissors and she Bloody Public Barber me. I went to the hospital and I asked her why and she told me she faked her orgasm in high school. She ruined my life... and my balls.
When a man is having hardcore butt sex with an animal, while being so wasted he won't remember anything. He starts to ejaculate blood into the animal's anus. The animal then has violent diareah all over the man's cock. The diareah gets inside of the man's penis and he gets a disease that makes his penis skin start flaking and bleed constantly. This disease is known as Barbarian Bloody Mary.
Oh man, I got so drunk last night, I woke up on a farm. And now I think I have Barbarian Bloody Mary
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flyingeverywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flexcash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.