blind fuck 

when you tell someone to turn around for what ever fake purpose(to check out a chick or to see if they know a person or to see a fight) when they realize that nothing is behind them they turn back around when they do you already have your middle finger in there face. so not only do they not see a fight but also get flipped off. its a great asshole-move.

dumb friend: hey man wazzup?

Asshole: not much dude, do you see that bitchs ass over there(points behind his friend)?

dumb friend (turns,looks around a little realizes there is no hot chick so he turns back around to see his asshole friend flipping him off and now the friend feels like a dumbfuck (which he is) he also feels embarassed).

Asshole friend: you just got blind fucked cocksucker.

blind fuck by the prick from WKnoxville October 23, 2008

blind fuck 

1) A person you'd only fuck if you were blind

2) Someone it's not worth to flirt but you can fuck with

totally no effort

1) Dude, that's gross! She 's a blind fuck!

2) Man, see that chick over there?

Hand me a johnny. I'm going straight to the (G)spot.

blind fuck by sci77o November 9, 2012

Blind Fuck 

Adjective: A blind fucker. Verb: 1) When you are fucking then you look at a light/flash and go blind then keep on fucking.
2) You fuck someone that's blind or two blind people fuck/have an orgea. 3)

Lady: I saw the grossest thing today.... Two people fucking near a lighthouse! Then one went blind so he was a blind fuck!

Chorndog (Horndog and Corndog): Cool! I saw two bling people walk into each other naked and the guy's dick went in the lady's vagina!

Lady: Eww!

Blind Fuck by Lesbian seagul October 13, 2007

British Blind-Fuck 

The act of pushing someones head down (to their stomach area, therefore making them look like they are sucking there own shlong) in a repetitive motion until they beg for mercy.

dude, you just British Blind-Fuck ed matt so good man" "hahaha i know, but matt's a fag anyway

British Blind-Fuck by Anonymous217678687 June 5, 2011

blind British fuck 

both people put on blind folds and you fill your partners ass-holes with tea and you try and dunk a biscuit in the persons asshole and eat it

" I heard Kisha and becky tried the blind British fuck last night" "what slags"

blind British fuck by 2jul0 July 19, 2021

Fuck Blind

Used to describe the state of being of the cuter person in a relationship, when they are dating an uglier or older person. They ignore age, looks just for the sex in the relationship.

Did you see how old that lady was? She could be his mother. He will leave her eventually but right now he's being "fuck blind".

Fuck Blind by SusieSyzygy March 25, 2022

fuck me blind 

1. For one to be confused or excited.

Well Fuck me blind I dont know who the hell that bitch was!!

fuck me blind by Hellish_Labyrinth April 2, 2005