Can a virtual character cause cancer? Yes.
Originally, Elite Barbarians were made to be a Defend and Punish type of card. That was the initial purpose of the card, but as of writing this
definition, Elite Barbarians are used as a "Win Condition". Im pretty sure you know what it means.
But simply dropping E Barbs (Elite Barbarians for
short. Annoying to type.) at the other side of the map at the bridge with no thought is simply wrong in every way. The only
real counters are either PEKKA or Skarmy.(Beats the shit out of Mega Knight, aka Mega Gay, E barbs, E Giant, and every braindead card in the game. Except swarms.)
But if you drop a pekka on top of E Barbs, you get a negitive trade of
1 Elixir, but you would say that the PEKKA can do a counterpush.
But the most shittiest thing is that the PEKKA would be at 1/3rd of its health. Its not enough for a
real counterpush. And including the fact that most E Barbs are overlevelled and do apeshit amounts of damage, it doesn't make any sense.
And soon enough, they drop Mega Knight on top.
Skarmy is another effective counter however, but they can simply be zapped or arrowed. So much for that.
Adding Rage, Freeze makes kids autistic.
Side Effects of using Elite Barbarians:
Death Threats, Cancer, Allergic to
Grass, and the Sun in general,
Autism, Loss of friends, sudden loss of fathers and
family, and in some extreme cases, loss of
real bitches. And if beaten by a skilled player, ego loss.
Normal Clash Royale Mid Ladder deck:
Mega Knight, Elite Barbarians (YOU ALREADY HAVE A FUCKING
TANK), The Log, Wizard (Why), Witch (YOU ALREADY HAVE WIZARD
BRUH), Zap, Goblin Barrel (Synergizes with NOTHING) etc.
