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Elite Barbarians

Can a virtual character cause cancer? Yes.

Originally, Elite Barbarians were made to be a Defend and Punish type of card. That was the initial purpose of the card, but as of writing this definition, Elite Barbarians are used as a "Win Condition". Im pretty sure you know what it means.

But simply dropping E Barbs (Elite Barbarians for short. Annoying to type.) at the other side of the map at the bridge with no thought is simply wrong in every way. The only real counters are either PEKKA or Skarmy.(Beats the shit out of Mega Knight, aka Mega Gay, E barbs, E Giant, and every braindead card in the game. Except swarms.)
But if you drop a pekka on top of E Barbs, you get a negitive trade of 1 Elixir, but you would say that the PEKKA can do a counterpush.

But the most shittiest thing is that the PEKKA would be at 1/3rd of its health. Its not enough for a real counterpush. And including the fact that most E Barbs are overlevelled and do apeshit amounts of damage, it doesn't make any sense.
And soon enough, they drop Mega Knight on top.

Skarmy is another effective counter however, but they can simply be zapped or arrowed. So much for that.

Adding Rage, Freeze makes kids autistic.

Side Effects of using Elite Barbarians:
Death Threats, Cancer, Allergic to Grass, and the Sun in general, Autism, Loss of friends, sudden loss of fathers and family, and in some extreme cases, loss of real bitches. And if beaten by a skilled player, ego loss.
Normal Clash Royale Mid Ladder deck:
Mega Knight, Elite Barbarians (YOU ALREADY HAVE A FUCKING TANK), The Log, Wizard (Why), Witch (YOU ALREADY HAVE WIZARD BRUH), Zap, Goblin Barrel (Synergizes with NOTHING) etc.
Elite Barbarians by A weak dick March 10, 2022

elite barbarians

Elite Barbarians are the scummiest troop to use in the game 'Clash Royale' developed by Supercell. A person using Elite barbarians usually has no skill or a life and should quit playing the game.
Person 1: Wow that person is using Elite Barbarians
Person 2: He must be a pretty scummy player to use those
elite barbarians by TuBrogre April 21, 2018

Ice Planet Barbarians 

Hot blue alien sex where the aliens have really big ribbed dicks, bumpy tongues, and spurs that poke ur clit. Masterful storytelling, compelling plot, intriguing characters.
“Omg I love the Ice Planet Barbarians series!! So hot”

Elite barbarians

The shittiest shit you’ll ever shit. The mere sight of them makes people shit.
Elite barbarians are the best card ever!

blahbarian 

A gossip, especially one focused on celebrity garbage. Term coined by English rapper Lady Sovreign for "Blah Blah Full."

Not to be confused with blahbrarian.
Kelli: OMG, did you hear about Brangelina? They totally just -
Jane: Shut up, no one else cares, you blahbarian.
blahbarian by AnneShine December 20, 2007

blahbrarian 

One who has a huge amount of celebrity gossip stored in their brain for someone who never talks about it.

Opposite of a blahbarian.
Kelli: OMG, did you hear about Brangelina's trip to Malawi?
Kate: Malasia. And yeah, but shut up.
Kelli: ...
Jane: She knows, but doesn't care. Don't mess with the blahbrarian.
blahbrarian by AnneShine December 21, 2007