blackjaw

Blackjaw,refers to someone, whom, in whatever reason, had to lean foward and pick something up, would either recieve or or deliver a: praying hands style, hard jab in there rear end.

Boi howdy, wait til i see that guy, imma blackjaw his lying ass....

by TrickyTRAPPER August 23, 2020

Blackjack

Taking a number 2 and a number 1 at the same time while in the bathroom, thus 21 - the perfect bathroom blackjack.

After 2 hours of being on the road, Lyndon had to take a shit and piss so badly, that he blackjacked as soon as he got in the bathroom.

by Poncho23 March 5, 2016

Blackjack and hookers

An exclamation When person A creates an institution person B thinks they can do better, person B exclaims that they will create the same institution but "with blackjack and hookers."

Bill: "Hey Zach, were you invited to John's party?
Zach: "That ass is having a party without ME?! Well fuck him, I'll have my own party with blackjack and hookers!"

by McGingie December 18, 2014

Blackhawk Pilot

The Nickleback of helicopter pilots.

Blackhawk pilots are the Nickleback of helicopter pilots.

by SuudoPseudonyn August 13, 2018

Fine, I'm gonna make my own <something>! With blackjack...and hookers... In fact, forget the <something>.

What I always say when someone kicks me out from somewhere. Bender said that after being kicked out of the theme-park on the moon in the second episode of Futurama.

Fine, I'm gonna make my own disco club! With blackjack...and hookers... In fact, forget the club.

by zacon November 29, 2003

Blackjack Scout

One who's very knowledgeable about the game of blackjack.

Nice hand! How’d you know when to double down?

Blackjack Scout taught me.

by ibjp March 25, 2011

Blackhawk pilot

U.S. Army rotary wing pilot, operating the smok'n hot UH-60 model helicopter. These sexy pilots are the epitome of style, class and intelligence in the Army aviation community. Known for their laid back attitudes and stylish uniforms, they are extremely effective under pressure while conducting a myriad of highly trained, kick ass missions, including MEDEVAC, Air Assault and personnel and equipment transport. Unmatched in planning, these technical and tactical geniuses will kill a plethora of trees per mission, to ensure their mission/planning packets are free of even the smallest typo or diagram error. If unsure about being in the presence of one of these barrel chested easy rider freedom fighters, one need merely ask… or wait for them to exclaim…"Hi there, I'm a pilot."

Girl in bar: "Can you believe that Blackhawk Pilot just said "hello" to me!!!"

Fixed Wing Pilot: "Wow, look at that Blackhawk Pilot walking down the flight line!"

Apache Pilot: "Hey, look at this 100 page mission packet that Blackhawk pilot just handed me for this mission. All I need is the Commo and Way Point page."

by B-Shawk UH-60 June 15, 2013