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blackjaw 

Blackjaw,refers to someone, whom, in whatever reason, had to lean foward and pick something up, would either recieve or or deliver a: praying hands style, hard jab in there rear end.
Boi howdy, wait til i see that guy, imma blackjaw his lying ass....
blackjaw by TrickyTRAPPER August 23, 2020
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Blackjack 

Taking a number 2 and a number 1 at the same time while in the bathroom, thus 21 - the perfect bathroom blackjack.
After 2 hours of being on the road, Lyndon had to take a shit and piss so badly, that he blackjacked as soon as he got in the bathroom.
Blackjack by Poncho23 March 5, 2016

Blackjack and hookers 

An exclamation When person A creates an institution person B thinks they can do better, person B exclaims that they will create the same institution but "with blackjack and hookers."
Bill: "Hey Zach, were you invited to John's party?
Zach: "That ass is having a party without ME?! Well fuck him, I'll have my own party with blackjack and hookers!"
Blackjack and hookers by McGingie December 18, 2014

Blackhawk Pilot

Blackhawk Pilot by SuudoPseudonyn August 13, 2018

Fine, I'm gonna make my own <something>! With blackjack...and hookers... In fact, forget the <something>. 

What I always say when someone kicks me out from somewhere. Bender said that after being kicked out of the theme-park on the moon in the second episode of Futurama.
Fine, I'm gonna make my own disco club! With blackjack...and hookers... In fact, forget the club.

Blackjack Scout 

One who's very knowledgeable about the game of blackjack.
Nice hand! How’d you know when to double down?

Blackjack Scout taught me.
Blackjack Scout by ibjp March 25, 2011

Blackhawk pilot

U.S. Army rotary wing pilot, operating the smok'n hot UH-60 model helicopter. These sexy pilots are the epitome of style, class and intelligence in the Army aviation community. Known for their laid back attitudes and stylish uniforms, they are extremely effective under pressure while conducting a myriad of highly trained, kick ass missions, including MEDEVAC, Air Assault and personnel and equipment transport. Unmatched in planning, these technical and tactical geniuses will kill a plethora of trees per mission, to ensure their mission/planning packets are free of even the smallest typo or diagram error. If unsure about being in the presence of one of these barrel chested easy rider freedom fighters, one need merely ask… or wait for them to exclaim…"Hi there, I'm a pilot."
Girl in bar: "Can you believe that Blackhawk Pilot just said "hello" to me!!!"

Fixed Wing Pilot: "Wow, look at that Blackhawk Pilot walking down the flight line!"

Apache Pilot: "Hey, look at this 100 page mission packet that Blackhawk pilot just handed me for this mission. All I need is the Commo and Way Point page."
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Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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