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black smile 

a sarcastic pokerface-like smile you give someone seconds before you slit their throats, usually given when maddened to the point of insanity.
he gave her the black smile after she accidentally got his account banned.
black smile by patcat November 5, 2019
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black smile 

a sarcastic pokerface-like smile you give someone seconds before you slit their throats, usually given when maddened to the point of insanity. it is a crossover between 'are you serious?!' and 'ill end you'
he gave her the black smile after she accidentally got his account banned.
black smile by patcat November 5, 2019

Black Betty's smile 

A wonderful, magical blend of Jack Daniels and Coca-Cola combined (and concealed) within a container that is specifically designated to hold soda, so as to prevent anyone other than the imbiber from knowing what exactly is being consumed.

Often used at an individual's place of employment when he/she needs that unique and special pick-me-up.
Damn, bro...this will be my eighth day in a row working without a day off at this God-forsaken place -- I don't know if I'm gonna make it. I could use some Black Betty's smile.

No worries, bro! I'll brew you up a smile when I run to the gas station right now!

...marry me?

Schrödinger's Black Silence

Either Roland or Angelica based on whether you've played Library of Ruina or not
Larper: Hey have you seen the black silence he's so strong

Based Project Moon Enjoyer: fym "he"

Larper: "he"? isn't Roland the black silence

Based Project Moon Enjoyer: ah, a case of Schrödinger's Black Silence coming from an insignificant larper, a classic

Back hand smile 

A Back handed smile is when somebody smiles without actually showing their teeth or fully grinning. People typically use it when they're too ashamed or self conscious to smile. It is typically used by actor Wyatt Oleff during photos with fans or just in general. It looks incredibly forced and awkward. Its practically smiling yet frowning at the same time.
"Hey dude! Don't back hand smile and just smile normally!"
"But I don't want too!]

blacksimile 

A person of color who is interchangeable with another person of color. It was coined by comedian Adam Carolla on his podcast "The Adam Carolla Show" on 9/11/12.
Person A: Oh no, I heard Michael Clarke Duncan kicked the bucket. I wonder who they'll get to play Kingpin in "Daredevil 2."
Person B: Well, let's see. Ving Rhames, Terry Crews, hell, even Jim Brown. All good blacksimiles.
blacksimile by griffin_t_a September 17, 2012

The snack that smiles back 

Sam: hey look at that kid over there

Psychopath: oooo the snack that smiles back
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(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
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1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
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