black show

to get so drunk that the next morning you cannot begin to recollect the actions that you were involved in the night before.

Friend: Joshua was black show last night eh
Other black show friend: Joshua was here last night?

by xyz69 May 24, 2020

Black shower

A black shower is when you cover up the smell of your poor hygiene with copious amounts of cheap deodorant.

Yeah John came in stinking of piss and fags but he opted for a black shower cos he forgot to top up his leccy meter. Half a can of Lynx Africa raining down on him like a burst water main and he still stinks.

by Boris horse cock Johnson July 30, 2023

back show

A woman who exposes a large amount of her back in public

A woman who wears a low cut backless top has a back show.

by fonzemccool September 15, 2006

black shower

its when someone take a shit in your mouth

i had the best black shower ever yesterday with this big woman

by Loffen2003 January 10, 2019

black shower

Black shower means when a bus is going to leak oil on you. The oil has to be well used so it's black.

Bus: wanna come on a ride?
Me: no thanks but I can take a black shower

Bus: fine by me, but you have to lay under me first vrooom vroom

by Ullaswag July 22, 2017

Black Shower

The act of slitting your forehead and letting the blood cover the entire body until the point of hardening. The blood will look naturally darker to the point that the person performing the Blood Shower looks black.

Person 1: "Woah dude did you tan?"
Person 2: "Nah man, I just did a Black Shower!"

by ElsePoem June 7, 2025

show the back of my hand

To beat or inflict facial pain using the back of the hand, usually used in the context of domestic violence. Common expression of trailer trash and deep country inbreds.

“I done show the back of my hand to her a couple times but that’s it !”

by JohnnyDonkyBallz December 6, 2020