This is your black Friday come early.

An event kind of like a blue moon, something that doesn't happen very often.

An offer that you can't let go cuz it won't be as good of an offer the next time, if it's even there.

A really hot male or female who is way out of your league that you've admired all your life is a little bit tipsy at a party. And suddenly they find you attractive.

Dude, Sheila is all over me.

You better take advantage of that, this is your Black Friday come early.

by Beechu November 23, 2010

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Black Eye Friday

"Black Eye Friday" is a colloquial term used to describe the last Friday before Christmas, due to the severe excess of violence that occurs on that night. This is a direct result of: People drinking more, the army leave, the break up of Universities and Colleges and the miriad of work nights out.

Person one: It's Black Eye Friday tonight!
Person two: Yeah, A&E put extra staff on

by Millyxz December 15, 2009

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Black Plague Friday

A buying event larger than Black Friday,

This marks the day after a President of a Country shuts traveling borders to Europe sparking of a prepper buying frenzies.

First things to go are:

* Hand Sanitizers
* Toilet Paper
* Face Masks
* Canned goods

Did you see the line at the grocery store this morning? It was a new kind of Black-Friday, "Black Plague Friday".

by Bobby Peach March 13, 2020

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Black dick friday

The only day of the week, (Friday), that your black lover can come give you some dick because you're the "side piece".

" Thank goodness today is black dick Friday. I've been waiting all week to get some of that dick"

by Sn○W☆BuNN¥ October 28, 2022

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being black on a Friday night

A crime on which cops have seriously cracked down over the years. The sentence is usually a beating with nightsticks and a night in jail. The perpetrator is usually released the next morning since it's only a misdemeanor. (don't take this seriously kids, I'm not racist, it's satire)

Jamal and Rashawn had a killer craving for Krispy Kremes, but they knew they'd better stay away from the store if they didn't want to get the shit beat out of them and get booked for being black on a Friday night.

by Nick D July 19, 2004

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