bitch in bed 

1. when someone you see is complaining like a complete bitch and not relaxing but instead is being mean to you or someone else. (usually occurs between co-workers).

2. When a person's attitude is of bitchiness and sarcasm which creates arousal for the person being talked to. Usually is used as an insult to the person of assholish-ness that creates the "turned-on, lets fuck" type of mindset.

co-worker female: Hi jack, i need you to write these reports.
Jack: I am a bit busy with customers right now on the phone, can i do it later?
co-worker female: Sure! in fact, ill do all the work while you chat with your friends like a lazy fuck would do, k?

*female co-worker walks away*

*bob is summoned...magically*

bob: wow she really rode your ass
Jack: yeah what a fucking bitch in bed that one. id like to lay her ass down like a mutha fucking knight in shining armor.

bitch in bed by seannubs September 23, 2010

Caught your Bitch In your Bed! 

When you catch a couple during sex or after sex— usually in the top’s bed.

*stephen and Eve are having sex*
*dakota walks in*
Eve: don’t say it…
Dakota: …
Stephen: don’t…
Dakota: …Caught your Bitch In your Bed!

Caught your Bitch In your Bed! by taromybobatea August 4, 2022

in bed with a bad bitch rn 

secret code to say “i was molested by my uncle when i was 12 and i pull no bitches”

:wyd?

: in bed with a bad bitch rn

in bed with a bad bitch rn by mynameisbrianTR March 30, 2022