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An ointment or salve that is applied liberally to the skin to avoid irritation upon contact with a irrational female.
Example:
Guy1 Where are we going now?
Guy2 To Teresa's house.

Guy3 Damn. You need to turn this car around now!

Guy1 WTF? We're almost there.

Guy2 Cuz homie forgot his bitch cream! Every time she opens her mouth homie gets hives.
by twisted english September 17, 2014
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