Bitch Bump 

The act of quickly ignoring an incoming phone call and sending them directly to voicemail. Usually done to a person thats calls multiple times a day.

John: Man, Steve wont stop blowing up my phone. When will he get that I dont need to talk to him 4 times a day.

Jason: What is he, your girlfriend? Bitch Bump his ass to voicemail a few times and he'll get the point that you dont want to talk to him.

Bitch Bump by JB Smoooove July 20, 2009

bump bitch 

Someone you have casual sex with.

When you're out on a Friday night, have no success meeting anyone of the preferred sex, you call your bump bitch on the way home to get lucky.

bump bitch by Sheelz January 9, 2008

Bump a bitch out 

To have sexual intercourse with someone to music

Ethan "Did you and Emma fuck?"

Jake "Yeah! I bumped a bitch out to swiggity swag!"
In my free time, I like to bump a bitch out

Bump a bitch out by ButNustin May 9, 2021

Bitch bumped 

When you don't answer your phone and it goes to voicemail.

Purposely ignoring a call and sending the caller to voicemail.

Tony totally bitch bumped me when I called him.

Bitch bumped by Zilch2zero December 31, 2013

bumper bitch 

A bumper bitch is the stupid ass mother fucker who gets in the smallest fender bender accident ever on the busiest street in existence, yet proceeds to leave the vehicle parked in the middle of the goddamn road in complete ignorance or in hopes of several thousand cars behind him slamming on their brakes trying to avoid a catastrophic pile-up.

I just got out of the ICU having broken my neck from rolling my mother fucking car while trying to avoid the goddamn bumper bitch hanging out in the middle of the freeway. Next time I see a bumper bitch, I'll slap that fucker's face from my driver's seat as he stares at me in bewilderment with his head through my windshield.

bumper bitch by Mad Mick! May 30, 2016

Bitchumptions 

The uncanny talent young females have to make bitchy assumptions over situations they have not yet looked into. Also better defined as blowing shit way out of proportion.

"I think the other shoes look better." - Guy

"Oh so your saying im fat and ugly and your cheating on me?" - Bitch

"Woman, stop with the bitchumptions before you get skull fucked." - Guy

Bitchumptions by DOFOO June 18, 2009

Bitchpump 

A lazy person and know it all that spends more energy constantly trying to control others by pumping out orders in hopes of manipulation.

Steve: Why don't you mow your grass north to south!
Darrell: You know what Bitchpump? Why don't you come show me?

Bitchpump by Bitchpump December 7, 2019