Bitchpump 

A lazy person and know it all that spends more energy constantly trying to control others by pumping out orders in hopes of manipulation.

Steve: Why don't you mow your grass north to south!
Darrell: You know what Bitchpump? Why don't you come show me?

Bitchpump by Bitchpump December 7, 2019

bitchum 

Some affectionate use of the word bitch, also implying some pejorative interest in that person.

What's up, bitchum, how goes your dildo stroking?

bitchum by Diablul September 22, 2007

Bitchpussy 

Bitchpussy is the pussy you fuck and have unlimited access to for the rest of your life. But you dont necessarily care about the bitch in question, just the pussy.

I met this girl yesterday and I got me some new bitchpussy

Bitchpussy by D-Li Llama February 5, 2010

Bitchpush 

Bitchpush has two different types. "Type one" is pushing a person to see what the outcome will be. "Type two" involves pushing a person into another person to see the reaction, and requires 3 people. In this situation, the first person is the "Cause" and the second is the "Effect". The last person, who is intended to receive the mass amount of damage, is the "Victim". Type two is most often done when the Victim has their back facing the Effect, therefore the Victim will not have any idea of what is going on. Initial setup is very crucial for Type two, because you ultimately want the Victim to be unaware of whats going on. Sometimes the Cause yells a term similar to "wide around back" to the Effect during setup, directing the Effect to walk in a wide path around the Victim so that the Victim cannot see the Cause or Effect in their field of vision. Bitchpush is lots of fun in any hallway, corridor, or open space.

Here's a text diagram of Type two Bitchpush so you can picture it better. The symbol ">" represents a push.

Cause > Effect > Victim

EXAMPLE 1:

"Type one"
Joe: If you don't stop being so annoying I'm going to Bitchpush you at recess today.
Tom: Okay, just don't Bitchpush me into the lockers like last time! That hurt!

EXAMPLE 2:
"Type two"
Joe: Dude, I'm so going to Bitchpush Sam in the hallway at passing time today, I can't wait to see his reaction.

Tom: I know right, you be the Cause I'll be the Effect.

Joe: Alright that sounds good, and of course Sam will be the victim.

Bitchpush by octopus2007 October 16, 2010

Bitchputer 

When your computer refuses to work as intended or as quickly as possible.

Christine: PENELOPE! LOAD THE DAMN VIDEO! WHY ARE YOU BEING SUCH A BITCHPUTER RIGHT NOW!?

Bitchputer by dopplepeople June 4, 2011

Bitchpuppy 

A li'l bitch; an anal rapester.

Dude! You bitchpuppy! Get your fucking hand out of my pants!

Bitchpuppy by Tommy Wommy Womsters May 15, 2003

Bitchlamp 

Another interesting way to call someone an asshole.

Savy: What do you have for lunch today?

TJ: Some sick A-sauce. wanna cop a feel?

Savy: No. Bitchlamp.

Bitchlamp by Savy Montanino May 31, 2005