bimber

To be analy raped by a balding chemistry teacher.

Man, I got so bimbered last night.

bimber by Lamonies January 29, 2007

bimber

Spanish verb "bimber" - to take part in an unspeakable sexual act involving a shaved aardvark. Highly offensive to all except in the lower Galician district, where it is part of the traditional rite of passage to manhood at age 16.

!Me gusta bimber! !Es fantastico!

bimber by Juan Herrero January 29, 2008

Bimber

A cat that is unusually large, but still the cutest cat in the whole world.

Wow that Bimber is awesome.

Bimber by bimberden October 28, 2015

Bimber

New Chinese industry substitute for Timber. Made from lead (Pb) and sawdust, constituting a cost effective way to create a monopoly in the highly lucrative forgery market.

a. A chord of Bimber

b. A house made from Bimber

c. The wolf could not blow down the 3rd little pig's house because it was made of Bimber. Unfortunately, the pig later died of lead (Pb) poisoning

d. Bimber is cornering the X-Ray shield market due to its high lead (Pb) content

e. Chinese officials deny that Bimber was created to cut out the Timber trade yet do so while launching a massive campaign called "Bimber: naturally pollution friendly cheap good cheap wood forgery... INVEST"

Bimber by Mike Beaufort January 28, 2008

bieberboomer 

a person (usually of young age) who comments on the song baby by Justin Bieber saying that it is "nostalgic"
the comments section of the song is usually flooded with these types of comments for some reason

bieberboomer: the baby song by Justin Bieber is so nostalgic!!11!!11!!1
epic gamer/big brain: no it's not. it forever will be a trash and generic 2010 song.
bieberboomer: OMG OMG ITS NOT GENERIC!1!!1! IT BRINGS BACK MEMOOOOORRRRIEEEESSS!!!1111!!1!!!111!!1
epic gamer/big brain: it brings back memories? you weren't even born back then
bieberboomer: I-
epic gamer/big brain: *walks away* what a bieberboomer

bieberboomer by justin bieber is overrated lol April 19, 2021

Bieber Dammed 

The equivalent of a Rick Roll on YouTube, but with a Justin Bieber video, instead of Rick Astley.

Can also happen on torrent when you think you are downloading a James Bond movie called "Never Say Never" and then find out it's a Justin Bieber movie.

Not again! I clicked on this video for the iPhone 5 preview, and I was Bieber Dammed !

Bieber Dammed by Vapor S. Thompson March 14, 2011

Amanda Bieber 

Either the most amazing troll that has ever existed, or the devolution of humanity. Also known as MandaSwaggie. Is convinced that she will one day have Justin Bieber's babies. Was obsessed with losing her virginity before the age of 14, which failed. Has dissed:
-Kurt Cobain and Nirvana
-Michael Jackson
-Freddie Mercury
-Lady Gaga
-Selena Gomez
-Homosexuals
-Black people
-Asians
-Countless Twitter users
-Madonna
-and many more

Amanda Bieber has become an extremely hated figure of the internet.

Josh: Oh my god, it's Amanda Bieber!
Trevor: KILL IT WITH FIRE BEFORE IT REPRODUCES!

Amanda Bieber by CFBDHP July 6, 2012