1 definition by Mike Beaufort
New Chinese industry substitute for Timber. Made from lead (Pb) and sawdust, constituting a cost effective way to create a monopoly in the highly lucrative forgery market.
a. A chord of Bimber
b. A house made from Bimber
c. The wolf could not blow down the 3rd little pig's house because it was made of Bimber. Unfortunately, the pig later died of lead (Pb) poisoning
d. Bimber is cornering the X-Ray shield market due to its high lead (Pb) content
e. Chinese officials deny that Bimber was created to cut out the Timber trade yet do so while launching a massive campaign called "Bimber: naturally pollution friendly cheap good cheap wood forgery... INVEST"
b. A house made from Bimber
c. The wolf could not blow down the 3rd little pig's house because it was made of Bimber. Unfortunately, the pig later died of lead (Pb) poisoning
d. Bimber is cornering the X-Ray shield market due to its high lead (Pb) content
e. Chinese officials deny that Bimber was created to cut out the Timber trade yet do so while launching a massive campaign called "Bimber: naturally pollution friendly cheap good cheap wood forgery... INVEST"
by Mike Beaufort January 28, 2008