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An abbreviation of "Bisexual-heterosexual." A derogatory term usually used to describe bisexual women in relationships with men, meant to imply that they are not really bisexual and that they don't belong in the LGBT community. This is a biphobic term and it should not be used. Just call bi women in relationships with men bisexual instead.
Bihets pretend to be bisexual but they always prioritize their male partners over lgbt people.
bihet by Anarfea August 18, 2019
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A derogatory term used by ironically intolerant members of the LBGQT community when referring to any bisexual woman in a relationship with a man.
It is these intolerant people's belief that such women are somehow "traitors" to lesbians and transexual people. The use of the word is seen as a sign of one's bitter and lonely personality.
- Did you hear Amelia rejected Amy?
- Yeah, I heard she's in a relationship with Mark
- GUUURL, I hate bihets like her...
bihet by Big Beeb March 21, 2018
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A bisexual or heterosexual woman who plays on her attraction to women (real or fake) for validation from men or wokies. Both of these are the same in their use of women as props. These women always prioritize men in every aspect of their lives.
"These bihets really gotta start dating themselves and leave lesbians alone."
Bihet by BLURB FROM BLURBOS December 10, 2024

biketender

The definition of a biketender is a person who delivers alcohol on a bike between the hours of 2:00 PM to 6:00 PM
"I called the biketender at 3:30 to bring me some drinks"
biketender by PINK KORELL LOVER January 26, 2017

spontaneous bidet 

Incident in which you take a dump, and the toilet splashes you back in perineum. This is different from a regular bidet in that it's the toilet water that's splashing you, not a directed tap.
As a rule, this nearly never happens at home, and it frequently happens when you're forced to use a stall with overtly nasty waters or after you've already urinated.
person one: I'm a little worried. I had to use the portajohn at the airshow, and it gave me a spontaneous bidet.

Friend: Dude, you need to see your doctor.

chunky bidet

When you drop a turd with the precise mass, shape and density at the just perfect speed, that lands in the water at the precise angle to send a large splash of toilet water straight back at your brown eye.
Pete: (from inside the bathroom) Awwwwww goddammit!!!!
Craig: (from outside the bathroom) Everything ok in there?
Pete: No, I just got a chunky bidet!
chunky bidet by flyfishdude June 15, 2011

Binet jockey 

A Binet jockey is slang for a psychometrician: someone who administers psychological tests. From the perennial instrument, The Stanford-Binet Intelligence Scale. This term may convey anything from affection to scorn, depending on the context.
As a M.S. in a school system, Bettina was nothing but a glorified Binet jockey; but it paid the bills.
Binet jockey by eViL pOp TaRt May 12, 2010
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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