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Big Jess

A very large woman, who considers her self a BBW however looks and smells just like a creature from the swamp. A woman who doesn't keep up with person hygiene, and could definitely shave, and washer her cooch and what she considers her fupa. 10/10 chance she was in a high school drama club, so she thinks she can sing (lord help us). 10/10 chance she will have a vest friend Dakota/Cody/Koda. Probably hangs out at local bar where she hopes to take the lives of young drunk transgender men and anorexic blondes named probably named Ashley/ diamond/ Andrea. Will spike your drink. Cannot fight her own battles so she likes to involve her friends or her father. Will tell you she's suicidal if you threaten to leave her. Best way to avoid this woman is to run far, far away.
She told me her name was Jess but she looks more like a BIG JESS.

Did you see BIG JESS at karaoke night? I thought she was drunk but it just turns out she can't sing.

BIG JESS is telling everyone I'm her boyfriend, man she's crazy.
by Oops 🤭 July 28, 2020
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big jessi

its a big girl that really likes to get down and dirty and really grind it hard.
man that bbw really pulled a big jessi on me!
by big r ski August 12, 2009
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Big Jessoping

The act of removing your shoe and putting your smelly sock-foot in the face of the person next to you.
Stop Big Jessoping me! Your foot really smells!
by Kinky Midget April 9, 2011
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Big Jessie

Like a dope. An idiot. A langer. Overall, not somebody you want to be, nor somebody you want to be around.
Look at that big Jessie over there leaving a suitcase freefall downhill.
by Jahnjahn December 17, 2024
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