Delusional kingdom minded Jesus freaks. Nuts that lay hands on you,speak gibberish,say in the name of God and bam seriously believe they have healed you from anything from illness to trauma. Also known as a Bible Nazi. They also try to persuade you into believing Obama is a demon,that the end of the world is coming very soon and you can use the Holy Spirit to guide you to where you need to be if separated by your friends because they are delusional . Seriously mental patients who believe watching regular TV will rot your brain.
If that bible thumper lays a finger on me again I will rip them inside out by their asshole.
by Fake it till ya make it May 27, 2015
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An individual who lives by the principles of the Bible, and follows the teachings of Jesus Christ as a way of life. Jesus' followers are called Christians. A Christian is a disciple of Jesus, and a disciple means a follower. Bible thumpers (aka Christians) live by the fact that the Bible is the living Word of God, and live their lives in a way that pleases and glorifies God, in order to assure salvation in heaven.
You know Jason? He's a Bible thumper. He's always trying to convert me into Christianity, because the Bible is telling him to. He keeps on telling me that I'll be going to hell if I don't accept Jesus as my Lord and Saviour.
by hotsuma04 May 25, 2005
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A bible thumper is someone that believes in God, someone that reads the bible, someone that quotes the bible, someone that turns to the bible for guidance
Ron Paul is a Bible Thumper because he quotes biblical text in his discussions.
by celticagent October 8, 2009
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Someone who loves God and tells everyone about his presence based on the bible and the greatness of him in a very positive light.
She studies the bible so much she must be a great bible thumper.
by therealdeal007 March 7, 2015
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Man, you guys really hate Christianity don't you?
by betterthanyouguy November 11, 2004
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1. A good christian/catholic person who lives by the rules of the bible and does not pick the parts of the bible that suit him/her the most. Is often ridiculed for the above.
2. What gay and non christian people call everyone who believes in what the bible says.
1.Person1: Gee that guy is so good he is going to heaven for sure.
Person two: I hate that bible thumper!
2.Person1: I don't think gay people should be married becuase...
Person2: You are like, such a bible thumper!
by Christopher Mckay February 21, 2006
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1. A person who follows the Bible, and is Chrisitan. Someone who goes by "the book" (:

2. A mean and cruel nickname for a Christian.
"Hey, man. Have you gone to church lately?"
"Priests these days! JUst leave me alone, bible thumper."
"Sunday mass, son!"
by Bland Fruitjuice(: February 3, 2010
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