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A amazing cool family which are cool and caring and have military in there blood and they are a big happy family
Oh, that Bertman family is really cool isn’t it?
Bertman by Abcdabcdabcdefg June 7, 2020
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Sexy Peurto Rican with a big cock,sumone who is good in bed.Also is the best person in the world,always there for his girlfriend when she needs him.He is perfect n i luv him
bertman by Mandy August 8, 2004
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a bertman is a person that usually drinks execessively. makes babys,excutes in crime related subjects,robs trains,smokes weed,always being acused,does or did smack,blow,crack,crank,possibly heroin on regualar basis,shoplifts,carries bazooka's, hand grenade, and lots of condom's usually has a 14 year old club we dont have any information about the club but if you hear anything about it run If you seen a bertman dontlet him get near you. Run fast call police as soon as possible call police. His friends are Mr George,doey,kelle aka horsesass watch out for a fellow named mick he kills people on a day to day basis
A bertman is sometimes a under-rated criminal seems nice but dont let him near you
Bertman by Prince Albert December 21, 2003
He is one unique personality with amazing talent and full on sass. He's an inspiration for many and we all know he's hella cute or whateva
Oh that's bretman he's cute or whateva
bretman by randomranfomb October 25, 2017

Bretman Rock 

The baddest bitch
"Y'all know Bretman Rock is the baddest bitch"
Bretman Rock by urmom_LJ January 15, 2021

Bergman nose technique 

When you're goin down on a girl and you use your tongue in her cum box and your nose in her clit to maximize the experience.
I was gonna go sturgeon fishing the other day and boy howdy did my nose get a wiff of that fish when I proceeded to go to town with the Bergman nose technique.

Bretman Rock 

Bretmanrock is a singer, songwriter, actress, actor, athlete, star of crystal of the day, a coconut water consumer and a scientist on the mothafucking side.

He is a beauty guru and a Nike ambassador. His personality traits: confident, gay, Filippino, funny (not as the other youtubers) , caring, relatable, a true queen , will not offend anyone that easily unless they offended him first, best friends with Nikita Dragun šŸ‰ and loves Cleo to DEATH. Eventhough he argues with his sister Mae alot, they love each other very much. Bretman Rock also has 3 cats and she also loves to poledance or whateva. He has a bf but never shows him.I’m sorry if I forgot about his lashes lol, he loves his lashes v much. Sorry if my english is bad tho I tried
ā€œBretman Rock!! It’s time for mascara of the dAy!ā€
(Bretman to himself): ā€œI said ā€œBretmann why are you so cute ? ..ā€ And she answered back wit ā€œBecause I’m the baddest bitch alive BITCH. Periodt.ā€, She didnt lie tho.ā€
ā€œBretman is my fav youtuber bc he’s extra, funny as hell and actually relatable.ā€
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