An ugly, unlovely town near Bremerton, WA. Full of meth and trailer dwellers, some of whom aspire to become bremelos some day. No more than 80% of ninth graders actually graduate from North Mason High School, where teaching French was banned in 2002 for political reasons but you can try out for any of three football teams. Despite being a cultural cesspool (one popular Belfair Summerfest game is cow bingo), Belfair is in a surprisingly pretty location on Hood Canal near several lakes, and with lots of woods to explore. Not bad for a day trip, but make sure to get out by dusk to avoid having your soul sucked out by shambling undead brain-scavengers with MxPx tattoos.
Q: What can you find at the Belfair Safeway that's not at QFC?
A: Half the NMHS student body in the parking lot on a Friday night.
A: Half the NMHS student body in the parking lot on a Friday night.
by Zephyr Greene December 22, 2007
Is a little town by Bremerton, that use to have tons of meth houses and people. And well still does. North Mason High school is in belfair. You dont have to be a genius to graduate from there. Most of the people in belfair are huge partiers, and does drugs. Belfair has two grocery stores, 3 traffic lights. (one doesn't really count.) Belfair has LOTS of trees, bushes, LOTS of plants. Is pretty at first, but when you live there you get to know people and find out things that will change your mind. Everyone in Belfair pretty much gets along. There are tons of little groups but they dont really go trying to kill each other. If your looking to party and get high and not really worry about the Po Po then this is your place.
by shellysaysfuckit April 1, 2009
Boy: This boy was proper piping up and when I asked him to buck me he blocked me
Other boy: what school he go?
Boy: belfairs academy
Other boy: that’s about right
Other boy: what school he go?
Boy: belfairs academy
Other boy: that’s about right
by I’mNotAWeird80YearOldMan October 23, 2019
Also known in the Pacific Northwest as "The Mississippi of Washington", Belfair is a backwoods shithole that sits on the mouth of the Hood Canal in Western Washington state. Despite being only an hour drive from Seattle, Belfair manages to be mostly populated by hairy, foul-smelling, beer-gut sporting, dental-care-hating, camoflage-loving redneck douchebags. One of Washington's many popular destinations for aquiring a crippling methamphetamine addiction, Belfair is also known and loved by locals for its proud tradition of racism, 4x4ing, domestic violence, hunting, alchohol abuse, homophobia, and fat ugly bitches that wear two-sizes-too-small pink sweatpans that say "JUICY" on the ass. If you've never been to Belfair, thank whatever god you pray to, click on another link (quickly!) and forget you lost the last minute of your life reading about the town voted "One Of America's Biggest Concentration Of Assholes With Big Trucks, Big Confederate Flags And Tiny Penises"* - Belfair.
* - i may or may not have made up this poll but it does not discount the inherent truth within
* - i may or may not have made up this poll but it does not discount the inherent truth within
I ran out of gas in Belfair, WA and when I got back to my car with gas some fucking tweakers stole my sparkplug wires and plastic hubcaps!
by FritoBanditoBurrito August 12, 2011