beeyard

n. (facial furniture)

An interpretation of a beard. Grown by those who don't have sufficient coverage to actually constitute an actual beard. They often have trouble growing the typical 'evil twin' goatee (as displayed by Hasselhoff in Knight Rider for a few episodes) so they just go for the hairy sideburns and neck look. Pitiful.

Thank fuck Rabs shaved his beeyard off, he looked like a proper tramp. His beeyard scared freshers off cos they thought he was gonna ask them for spare change.

by Dijital-JB October 10, 2004

beetard

a buzzing flying insect with a low iq and an ability to produce crap honey. is almost always cross eyed and dribbles a lot.

'what the fucks that buzzing in my hair????'
'oh, don't worry. its just a beetard.'

by clevercloggage March 21, 2009

Beetardio

An Italian Beetard

Dude, you're such a beetardio

by TArrence+PHILLIP September 26, 2003

Beetard

A person obsessed with the film Bee Movie. Basically, this person knows the entire movie front to back, knows the entire script by heart, and can usually be found posting memes of the movie on the internet or social media, or YTP videos of the movie on Youtube.

Charles: "Hey Phil, check out this video of this penguin on water skis!!"

Phil: " Just a sec, i'm watching this new Bee Movie YTP video.

Charles: "ANOTHER Bee Movie video?!! Dude, you watch that movie like every other day!!! You're such a Beetard, man!!!!"

by CrowleyCreeper88 October 30, 2019

Beetard

Someone who goes apeshit and starts running around flailing at a flying insect.

Eddie stop being a beetard, it's a gnat.

by imntworthy May 30, 2010

Benyard

A queef out of your penis

When crying in his bed over Heather, Ben performed a benyard

by Charlie Mihelic July 12, 2019

beetard

Someone who is stupid. May have been derived from the word Bushtard.

Why did you do that? You are such a beetard.

by rrlb July 27, 2004