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beercation 

To go on a vacation for beer related festivals
Going to Oktoberfest for your vacation is actually a beercation.
beercation by Karpediem June 30, 2008
A game wherein the participants have a gulp of beer, a shot of vodka and another gulp of beer, followed by a communal chant of "BEERKA".
BEERKA!
Beerka by ChateauPengarth October 30, 2011
The result of taking a cat and, in some humane fashion, attaching a beer bottle to its belly (perhaps using a cat vest with a beer pouch in the front). One then opens the beer and drinks from the bottle as the cat claws one's face.*

*Swim goggles are suggested when attempting to experience beercat.

Originally a meme proposed by Stephen Colbert on the July 5, 2010 Colbert Report.

Some Examples:
*A First Time*
-Hey there, think you can handle BeerCat?
-Awwwww lemme have a go....*click* *glug-RANRW-SSS-SSS-glug* AH!!! IT'S HOT AND COLD AT THE SAME TIME!!
-Yes, that my friend is the duality of BeerCat. Searing and sharp, yet frosty and smooth.

*A Morning After*
-Dude what happened to your face?
-Oh, man - I got mugged on my way back from WaWa.
-Wow man...so the mugger scratched you?
-No, he didn't touch my face, but I was so worked up when I got back that I challenged Jeff to a round of BeerCats. I finished two and he still one-upped me.
-Sucks, man. I guess I'll wait to tell you about your car.

*After Someone's Last Time*
-Ahhhh mannnn, why didn't I ever wear swim goggles for BeerCat?!
-Well, I guess you didn't SEE this coming...OH! BURNNN!
-NOT COOL MAN, NOT COOL. You just wait til it's your corneas.
BeerCat by SpamMePlease August 4, 2010

Beergatory 

The point during a night of drinking alcohol when one is caught between drunkeness and sleepyness. One must make the decision to rally and continue drinking or wave the white flag of surrender aka be a bitch and pass out.
Kyle: "Dude I'm in serious Beergatory right now"
Nate: "Rally time Bitch" *hands Kyle a PBR*

Taco Bell Drive Through Lady: "What would you like tonight"
Marlowe: "Not sure yet, we have a few people in Beergatory here"

Beeratated 

when you are so irritated that you just need a beer.
That fucking sofa is not going to fit through that door! holy shit i'm gettin' beeratated!
Beeratated by Andrew Golden June 17, 2008

Beerkake 

beerkake (n): the incessant spray of beer upon one's face after attempting to stab and shotgun a beer that has been vigorously shaken.
The man was surprised by the beerkake on his face that ensued after trying to shotgun the PBR that his friend had shaken secretly.
Beerkake by IBX1 July 8, 2010