A toothy squirrel-like blowjob that has more chewing then sucking.
AHHH bitch open your mouth and stop giving me a squirrely beej.
by The Beej Doctor December 12, 2008
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Transitive verb. Present and future tenses.

1. A man searching for oral sex at a bar, beach, church, or any place where a social function is occurring.

2. A man having oral sex performed upon his person.

Can also be a used as a past tense verb. "Copped A Beej"

Origin: Midwest United States
1. What are your plans for tonight John?
-Why I'm going to be coppin' a beej at the church social Jim.

2. Adam copped a beej last night from Sally; what a beej champ.

3. I think you're talking about the guido 10 yards away, who's coppin' a beej from some fat girl.

4. You boys don't know the first thing about coppin' a beej.
by Beej master January 21, 2010
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a blow job with power and energy equivilant to that of a haymaker punch
matt goodrich serves up a haymaker beej like its his fucking job.
by tom jones January 13, 2004
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Getting a blow job and a hand job simultaneously.
Dude, she gave me a heej beej last night....then I fucked her brains out.
by Luois McQueen February 29, 2008
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Beej Smeej: (n) a pepe touch combined with some tongue action.
"Just gave a 45 minute beej smeej and then he left and went to the bathroom..."

"Awkward....."
by winghizzieballa January 9, 2012
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n. a beej from a DJ.
deej beej, like we're talkin wxyc style.
by wxycdj September 1, 2008
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The rule by which any two Beej’s must battle to the death upon meeting face to face. Like the highlander, the winner gains power upon the losers death by way of obtaining the losing Beej’s most developed skill. This effect is further increased if more than 2 Beej’s meet at once, though the effect is only triggered when the Beej count is 1.
Friend: “How did you get that black eye”
Beej: “I ran into Beej from downtown and we were forced to adhere to the law of Beej. On the plus side, I can now play the tuba.”
by Beejaydee November 28, 2017
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