Bed Brownie 

An unfortunate or surprise bowel movement that someone finds upon waking, usually after a hard night of drinking or experimentation with laxatives and/or bad mexican food.

Dude. After eating at Paco's last night, my stomach felt a little funny. And when I woke up this morning, I found a bed brownie!

Bed Brownie by CarolineInTheATL June 21, 2010

bed brownies 

is when you are sleeping and you shit yourself

Dude, i can't believe i had the bed brownies in her bed. I hope she calls me.

bed brownies by jay-money1731 November 16, 2009