beccas dad is really really rad hes all i want and ive waited so long becca cant you see your just not the girl for me i know it might be bad but im in love with beccas dad . <3
HOT! in his bicycle shorts ;) ...
who?
BECCA'S DAD whos that guy over there?
Oh him? thats beccas dad.
I WOULD IF I COULD SO I WOULD!
...i DID.
your such a slut KENZO!
The three infamous words that can ultimately alter a persons life for good. Once you have heard these three simple, but yet complex words you will then know that your life is coming to an end.
shot that a chick makes which is equivalent to 3-4 shots and the chick is usually hot and blonde will destroy many brain cells and make you forget the entire night, avoid unless you're hardcore
"Dude, don't take that Becca Shot, i mean she's hot but you don't wanna break yo wrist, fool."
A scale on which women are ranked based purely on physical attractiveness. Ranges from 1-100, with 1 being the lowest base unit, 1 Becca, and 100 being a theoretical perfect state. 20 and above is respectable, 40 and above is hot, and 50 and above is smokin' hot. Less than 10 is subhuman. Numbers around 100 are reserved for celebrities and those generally acknowledged to be the world's hottest women. Personality and Intelligence are not included on the scale.
"That girl on the other side of the bar, I reckon she's about 25 on The Becca Scale. I could do that."
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.