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Beating my meat 

This is when you grab your erect penis and move your arm in a type of oscillatory motion. The meat being the penis and beating being another word for masturbation.
*Jerry sees a hot naked chick*

Jerry: Damn i wanna be beating my meat right now!
*Jerry proceeds to unbuckle his belt and take off his pants*
*Jerry firmly grasps his penis and starts beating it*
Beating my meat by Woketh Loops August 4, 2018
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beating my meat 

Fuck man im just beating my meat ..
beating my meat by Jason Lazzy January 6, 2017

Beating my meat 

Beating my meat by Kuddy December 17, 2020

Beating my meat 

Beating your meat is a another word for masturbation, this usually occurs during puberty.
I was Beating my meat, and all of a sudden, my mum busts into my room, harder than you busted.
Chris Brown beat his wife, harder than he beat his meat.
Beating my meat by 8BitScumBag July 16, 2018

Beating my meat 

when a dude or chick masturbates. (woman can do it too, ur legit rubbing ur flaps n shit.) typically refers to a dude or a woman who actually talks about self pleasure cuz they dont really do that.
brittney- "omg i was beating my meat to a lil peep fanfiction on wattpad last night! had my sheets soaked in blood cuz i was on my period. bombastic sideyeeeeeee"

You are not beating me at my own game

That isn't what is happening here. Give me, my fucking money. And take it from the imposter.
Hym Iam "You are not beating me at my own game. The imposter or the kid."

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026