A male who is a chronic masterbator. Usually common between adolescents.
Look at Tony, he's such a beat kid.
by Anthony Bray January 1, 2008
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Kids that don't show up call or even text their parents on special occasions for them.
Another birthday come and gone and I didn'thear anything from my son or daughter. Damn, dead beat kids.
by Baddsboy April 28, 2016
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1. To masturbate. Deriving from the fact the sperm grow into children, and by the act of "beating off" one releases these.

2. To masturbate. When referring to ones balls as "the kids", so as to infer that in the process of masturbation, ones balls will come into contact with ones hands at the end of the sliding motion
No one at the club wanted to hook up, so I went home to beat the kids.
by Dr. Sesh April 15, 2009
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The act of hitting a kid and hurting it.
A popular game at parties.
Keeps you from hitting people that can hit back.
"Lets play Beating little kids!"
by fatboyhaley August 28, 2008
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some one who beats off nearly 24/7/365 and lets the wold know
Sean Connary: "I caught you jacking off"
by Mr. Callhan February 11, 2004
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1st of November is the national beat a Fortnite Kid day.

At this day you can beat as many Fortnite Kids as you want.
It's 1st of November let's beat up Timmy the Fortnite Kid because its the national beat a Fortnite Kid day
by TTyler ll October 27, 2019
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