An awkward little shit loved by everyone and who is British.
"Liam was the definition of a British potato" - niall
by Anonymous directioner December 5, 2021
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The act of one getting a vegetable and peeling the skin from there dick and having sex
"it hurt so bad when I did a British potato with my girl"-some dumbshit
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When a British man nuts between a British girl's ass and she twerks it up her back
Man: I just gave me girlfriend a British Crumpet Clapper
Other man:Wtf is wrong with you
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An overpriced crap service that leaves you dissatisfied
Phone: no Internet connection

Person 1: the WiFi here sucks
Person 2: that's British WiFi for you
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The infamous saying "The British should die of mad cow disease" means that the person saying this saying thinks that The British should die of mad cow disease and lives a happy life with their family and is a respected member of society with a great opinion.

It is mostly a saying used in a context against The British "people" and their horrible acts of violence against the human race that they commit every day.
Pbone: I think that "The British should die of mad cow disease"
Scouty: you are so right, Pbone.

The government soon awarded Pbone a medal of valor for his patriotism and made him the CEO of Sex and also gave him permission to violently put down all British "people" in a ten mile radius around his house.
by thatoneguyfromwonder.tf January 25, 2022
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Those white blonde British men you see on the media. Many females simp for them really hard. Always rich and ends up being the villain. They're very sus and don't get any bitches because of their status.
Person 1: Ugh, not the British Blondies! They're so annoying!
by teetersworld March 8, 2023
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On October 28th it's national British people day!! wish your British friends a great British person day.
"Oi its national British person day today chav, your personal day"
"Yes my fellow American, thank you"
by Girleeeee October 27, 2022
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