The act of searching out somebody who has just achieved something good and then instantly ruining it for them by doing something annoying to take the shine off of it. Usually a whole day activity as finding somebody who has just achieved success isn't easy.

If someone gets a good grade in an exam, throw a pint of milk in their face.

If a kid learns to ride a bike for the first time, run up and push it over.

You get the idea.
Hey John, fancy a spot of bastarding today?
by Frederik43 March 28, 2010
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1. A child whose parents are not married
2. A person from the north who likes walls
Gareth Hughes is a Bastard from the north, listen here Bastard
by 1of10 June 6, 2020
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1. A child born out of wedlock.
2. Something that is of irregular, inferior, or dubious origin.
3. A person, especially one who is held to be mean or disagreeable.
by Sam429 March 13, 2004
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level four of sentence enhancers
1=hell
2=damn
3=ass
4=bastard
5=bitch
6=shit
7=fuck
8=The Finger
* using two means adding.
by nappyafrochik April 5, 2003
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1. (n) The art of being a bastard.
"Mr. Hill gave you 75 pages of homework? That's bastardism!!!"
by prvtdonut7 April 21, 2005
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One who makes life difficult. Such cases are abundant; however, their effect can usually be negated or lessened by the individual.
Grandpa: Don't let the bastards get you down.
Me: Which ones are the bastards?
Grandpa: All of them.
by Zach Rock Steady November 18, 2003
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