A randomer
Someone who is just there. Your not really sure who they are or who their with therefore they are random
The party was full of barneys so we left.
by 617 Boston October 8, 2007
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A person who's like a coconut(even though he hates them) hard from outside but soft and nice from the inside. Knows what they should do but just needs a push. Are OBSESSED with their cars and bikes and like addressing them as 'her' :P Approach with great caution can be harmful for your nose. Don't try fighting back you'll just end up hurting yourself. They tend not to talk a lot and can be complicated at times but thats only when they're pms'ing. Panick over every little thing but its their way of caring. Know what to say to make you feel better. People they care about mean the world to them. Can be extremely cozy and cuddly. Can be very observative, and likes knowing every little detail.

To sum it all up.. Gem of a dinosaur..
Leave my nose alone you Barney
by Qutta..!! May 17, 2010
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Barney was a dinosaur who died from H.I.V., but they ran out time so they broke his spine and shot him in the knee.
Barney, a purple child rapist.
by Tdashi June 7, 2017
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Barney is the term used mainly among the black community and common associated with the term "ass nigga". If you don't know what Barney means you are Barney. Which makes you reading this right now a "Barney Ass Nigga". PBS was granted by 500 million dollars by Barney ass nigga Barack Obama in hopes of finding a cure. Constant debates between whether theirs a cure for being Barney has sparked war around the world as world leaders argue whose Barney and whose not Barney. If you still reading this you so Barney to the point where it's irreversible. You now referred to being what many call "Barney as a motherfuck". At this level of Barney I who's is typing this can not type the definition without becoming Barney.
Barack Obama passed a bill to grant PBS 500 million dollars to research find a cure for "Barney ass niggas"
by YouBarneyForLookingAtMyName September 17, 2014
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1) A purple dinosaur who sells drugs, which are in his tail, to little children.

2) A bot from half life who yells "AWWW CRAP INCOMING!"
whoah joshua! where did you get that cocain?

From Barney!
by Greencow67 December 9, 2010
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