*10 years old*
Sally:Hi,Sue! Wanna play with my new Barbie doll?
Sue:Golly gee whiz,Sally! That would be swell!
*5 years later*
Sally:LYK OMG LOOK AT DAT HOT GUY OMG OMG OMFG!!!!1
Sue:I KNO HE IZ SUCH A HOTTIE OMG LETS ASK HIM OUT!!111
Paul:You used to play with Barbie dolls,didn't you?
Sally:SHUT UP AND KIZ ME!!1
Sue:LOLZ!!!11
Sally:Hi,Sue! Wanna play with my new Barbie doll?
Sue:Golly gee whiz,Sally! That would be swell!
*5 years later*
Sally:LYK OMG LOOK AT DAT HOT GUY OMG OMG OMFG!!!!1
Sue:I KNO HE IZ SUCH A HOTTIE OMG LETS ASK HIM OUT!!111
Paul:You used to play with Barbie dolls,didn't you?
Sally:SHUT UP AND KIZ ME!!1
Sue:LOLZ!!!11
by TheWiggidy November 1, 2003
"What the fuck? You girls are just a bunch of dumb Barbies"
Sammy Hoot and her friends are all barbies.
Sammy Hoot and her friends are all barbies.
by Street Jumper. September 14, 2010
nicki minaj -"Its Barbie Bitch"
by Elfresh January 25, 2010
by Anonymous September 26, 2003
A deformed doll that is supposedly "pretty" even though her legs take up two thirds of her body i.e.: legs and a head. If she were real she'd suffer from severe gastric problems due to her waist being freakishly small.
I like to dress Barbie, but wish she looked more normal and didn't wear pink all the time. The Japanese Barbie is cuter since she resembles an Anime character. I submitted a picture of her.
by fags-in-the-shower January 18, 2006
This is the most popular attempt at an insult, amongst jealous women, towards a pretty female. Barbie is a doll that was modeled over the perfect woman. Beautiful, smart and successful. Yes, Barbie is a DOLL, we all know that. Barbie REPRESENTS the perfect woman. Barbie is so beautiful, she is almost perfect. Fat, short, insecure, masculine women often call beautiful women "Barbie" because they can't find one bad thing to say about said girl. So, they make a sad attempt at insulting the girl's beauty. If someone looks like a Barbie doll, it means they look virtually perfect. The ONLY reason a female EVER calls another female Barbie, is out of jealousy. Period.
"That girl is so pretty, she can't be real. I can't think of anything bad to say about her. She's almost perfect. Dammit! I can't find anything wrong with her! She looks like a Barbie doll."
"Look at her, with those white teeth, that long, thick hair, that perfect skin, those high heels, all that perfect makeup, and those expensive, fashionable clothes. She looks like a Barbie."
"Look at her, with those white teeth, that long, thick hair, that perfect skin, those high heels, all that perfect makeup, and those expensive, fashionable clothes. She looks like a Barbie."
by Corneliusj September 17, 2006