Santa’s Baptism 

When you go skinny dipping in the winter.(Doesn’t count in warm water regions, must fully submerge to be born again)

I did Santa’s Baptism last night.

Santa’s Baptism by Convinced Felon December 21, 2020

Satan’s Baptism 

Any time water splashes up from a toilet and lands on any exposed skin.

While I was texting on my phone on the toilet I dropped it between my legs. The water splashed up and I was anointed with Satan’s Baptism.

Satan’s Baptism by SlinkyLink February 28, 2020

Baptism by Semen

Basically having intercourse in a swimming pool and leaving an aftertaste of semen for the next person that swims.

Baptism by Semen is FRICKING reviving bruh.

Baptism by Semen by Oknothanks April 25, 2015

Baptism by smoke

A person being introduced to smoking marijuana for the first time.

Person 1: "You're happier than usual. Almost like a religious person."
Person 2: "I had a baptism by smoke recently."
Person 1: "What does that mean?"
Person 2: "It means 'A person being introduced to smoking marijuana for the first time.'"
Person 1: "Oh, so that means you smoked for the first time?"
Person 2: "Yes."
Person 1: "Who baptized you?"
Person 2: "Janey did."

Baptism by smoke by JanesBestFriend May 2, 2023

Surrey baptism 

A coming of age event where a Surrey Girl, no more than 18 has 30 (or more) men ejaculate on her at once. The men are required to all wait to do it at the exact same time. The girl is required to love it. If she is a genuine Surrey Girl, she will.

Joe: What you do last weekend?
Mike: I went to a Surrey baptism and came on this slut!
Joe: Were there at least 30 guys there?
Mike: Yes.

Surrey baptism by IcePic April 28, 2012

subway baptism 

taking a bath in mayonnaise while fully clothed, just to vibe.

“why isn’t brandon at work today?”
“he’s getting a subway baptism from alonso.”

subway baptism by applejuice25 November 30, 2019

Second Baptism 

When you choke a woman so hard during sexual intercourse she dies. You then resuscitate her and as she takes her first breath of life you cum directly on her face.

Ryan: So I was choke fucking Kathryn last night and she stopped breathing.
Luke: Dude, is she ok?
Ryan: Yeah, I welcomed her back to our mortal world with a Second Baptism.
Luke: Bro! You should be a pastor!

Second Baptism by Etoufee December 2, 2016