A bandersnatch, is, but is not a limited to, a pit like being with fangs, tentacles, and normally suction cups!
by Kai Friend May 31, 2007
An act involving two people, where a woman is fingering your asshole while sniffing it, while you suck your own dick. The term is commonly found as an enemy of sorts in video games and more than usually is a dog of sorts. Which is why the process involves a woman smelling your ass and fingering it while your are licking your own dick.
The morning after a bandersnatch my girlfriend had poop on her nose and fingernails, and my ribs hurt from doing it all night.
by FFXIBushido November 13, 2009
A suffix added to the end of a name of someone who is pompous, pretentious, and otherwise grossly beguiled by their own sense of entitlement, and their given name doesn’t justify their personality enough.
Lauren: I want to talk to your manager, I demand my 72 cents.
Ben: Chill out, it’s not a big deal. You’re being a real Lauren Amadeus Bandersnatch Weissenhaus right now.
Ben: Chill out, it’s not a big deal. You’re being a real Lauren Amadeus Bandersnatch Weissenhaus right now.
by Bennehftw June 18, 2022
The notion/feeling that a decision you've made or are about to make has been taken entirely out of your control.
I feel like not wanting to go to the gym was entirely Bandersnatched from me by my personal trainer.
by JayHartley January 14, 2019
A sex position when you are on a chair and a girl is on top the legs and body look like a flow chart decision line that splits into two
by The midnight beast February 7, 2019