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Freezing Ball Sacks 

Freezing Ball Sacks- A way to say that the temperature is at an uncomfortably low degree. A way to let people know your beyond cold, also away of saying some thing is, is going to be, or had been quite more than cold.
1. Dude I just check the thermostat... ITS FREEZING BALL SACKS OUT SIDE!

2. And for the forecast this week, it looks like snow with a 98% chance of FREEZING BALL SACKS!

3. I feel bad that Jonny died.... Yeah, Freezing ball sacks really is the worst way to go...
Freezing Ball Sacks by Voltronn October 21, 2010

Ball Smack 

When someone places their ball sac on Melisa Sorger's head.
Hey Melisa, how 'bout a ball smack?
Ball Smack by kcirtap naroh December 1, 2003

Jiggling ball sacks

Phrase: getting shit done; taking care of business
I am going to be jiggling ball sacks at work all day tomorrow.

Shiver me ball sacks 

To not be scared of anyone or anything
Oh my god he’s big and bad well shiver me ball sacks

ball sacks McGee 

Fag pants that enjoys taking dick.
Jeff Gordon, Aka: Ball Sacks McGee.

Ball Smack Tax

The extra premium (in money, time, or pain) you pay when you approach a mechanic, tradesperson, or service provider with an emergency, unrealistic deadline, or unprepared project. Usually applied to people who bought a cheap project (boat, RV, car) and now want it fixed yesterday.
“He wanted the whole 1986 boat done this week with no inspection? That’s automatic Ball Smack Tax.”
“I quoted him normal rates… then he said ‘this week’ — Ball Smack Tax activated.”