Function: adjective

1. being under the influence of marijuana.

this is so named because of a recent study that has shown a supposed causal link between smoking marijuana and certain aggressive strains of testicular cancer.
Dude, we got some really kind bud last weekend. I was so ball cancered out of my mind.
by flatcurve February 16, 2009
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This is a syndrome when a person develops ball cancer from a beagle hound. It consists of many downsides such as ejaculating green substances, Dame Tu Cosita man coming out of your booty hole and Ugnius Makarovas shitting his pants.
Bro I have developed massive Lithuanian ball cancer. Because of this, Dame Tu Cosita man raped my mother.
by Green Testicles January 15, 2022
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The unpleasant sensation of a dull ache or pain in the scrotum that usually lasts no longer than a few minutes
Jay- My balls are killing me, bad case of TBC right there.

Bob- TBC?

Jay- Temporary ball cancer (tbc) ya mook.
by Lloyding April 5, 2014
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Cancer in the male organs that make male hormones and sperm (testicles).
The testicles are located inside a loose bag of skin (scrotum) underneath the penis.
Symptoms include a lump in either testicle and a feeling of heaviness in the scrotum.
Treatments include surgery, radiation, and chemotherapy.
Hey Stephanie just told me she has big black cancerous balls
by I like children 123 May 10, 2023
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Testicular cancer.. that’s all.
Bob: hey bro guess what
David: what?
Bob: I have ball cancer
David: damn bro that sucks
by I made this for a joke lmao October 28, 2021
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