Quantum Balkan Theory describes the theory that any attempted discussion of the 1991-2001 Balkan Yugoslavian wars will end up confusing everyone involved due to the complex and sometimes senseless nature of the conflicts
At this point, the group of geography nerds decided to just move on to another topic as they had quickly succumbed to quantum balkan theory when the borders of Croatia and Serbia were brought up.
by TornadoAP June 27, 2021
A disgusting YouTuber who is fatphobic, misogynistic, and fatherless who is also friends with gigacheddar
by Nascarfan2007 January 23, 2023
The existential dread followed directly after being immersed into Balkan culture and returning back to your native country.
"The utter lack of Burek, Rakija and 2nd hand smoke are the main catalyst for a period of Post-Balkan Depression, also known as PBD"
by 1st hand smoker March 11, 2017
Balkan Loving is when a Balkan man TRULY shows his love for a woman by Raping her. The women commonly can not resist the man as the loving is highly respected and so brilliant
Balkan Loving is...
Filip: OMG Faya is sooooo buff
Lazar: Yea, i know i would give her some true Balkan Loving!!
***Lazar Gives the fair lady some Balkan Loving***
Filip: Daaaamn look at her walk, you sureee did give her true balkan loving
Lazar: aaah yeaaaaaa
Filip: OMG Faya is sooooo buff
Lazar: Yea, i know i would give her some true Balkan Loving!!
***Lazar Gives the fair lady some Balkan Loving***
Filip: Daaaamn look at her walk, you sureee did give her true balkan loving
Lazar: aaah yeaaaaaa
by Faya's Man April 17, 2007
licking your finger, then putting it in someone's a$$hole, then licking your finger again to see how healthy they are or aren't.
"You stink Frenk. Better get a Balkan oil check and lay off the corn been and stick to the veggies for a while."
by CP85 June 23, 2022
Dodge's Balkan Quarters is a server made up by some absolute chads that have destroyed servers such as jaratia and do nothing than shitpost and be funny, if you're a member of this server you probably are 6'5, well built, smart and a red pilled alpha male
Yo dude are you from Dodge's balkan quarters
No dude, I'm a beta male Jaratian
Wow what a shame, really disappointed in you
I'm sorry for being a jaratian
No dude, I'm a beta male Jaratian
Wow what a shame, really disappointed in you
I'm sorry for being a jaratian
by AvarageDodgesBalkanQuartersMem July 22, 2020
When your fucking a girl in the mouth and you stick your hand all the way their ass and beat yourself off by impaling her
by awill28 November 30, 2007