Jesus Bagging

When your cross necklace repeatedly smacks a girl in the face as you’re having sex

Her mom thinks I’m a nice boy cause I wear a cross… she don’t know I’m gonna be Jesus bagging her daughter with that cross later.

by Julbean13 August 5, 2023

bags not playing

bags not playing, say this in an argument to instantly win. or use it to make the other persons opinion immediately invalid

jessica: i’m so ugly
brad: no you’re adorable bags not playing

jessica: ugh fine!

by cantxrrr April 6, 2020

when you dropping logs the doo doo water slaps up on your nutsack

Mannnn, Ryan and Joe are playing shit swords, you know they boxers gonna stink when they cover their stink bags.

by Da JH Man November 24, 2021

When the runt of the litter short guy goes over and teabags the bigger foe to display how much of a bitch he is

by 0riginalL33 September 7, 2019

A booty bag is a bag that may secure the booty or perhaps when you are in your bag but you could really use some booty.

He's got a great booty bag.

I'm in my booty bag.

by Secure Booty November 8, 2019

A dw bag, is similar to the " douche bag" but you cleanse your bottom instead.

i just found a great new dw bag scent at the dollar store. its very fresh!

by smoverdork September 26, 2008

Gaming: the act of repeatedly crouching over an opposing player who utterly had no chance of victory which in turn humiliates them.

Dude, that was awesome I just shotgunned this noob I'm gunna tea bag him now.

by TheOnlineGamer November 22, 2010