bafflator 

The bafflator is the guy at work who is always baffled. No matter what you explain they will be baffled. When you see them the gladiators theme tune from the sky series enters your head and you replace the word gladiator s with the word bafflator, you chuckle to yourself a day then prepare yourself for the next question.

You cannot allow more than one bafflator in a meeting otherwise baffling will spread like a virus and infect all those in the meeting. Resulting in a mega bafflasourous smashing up the building requiring the help of the power rangers to coax the evil beast down from the top of the building and Will Self on a mega phone trying to talk some sense it to the dense mass.

Bafflators can be appeased temporarily by giving the bits of paper with the title instructions on them. This only lasts 5 minutes before they are back with there fingers smelling of faeces as they have been scratching there bum bum. They will ask some other lame question before giving up and retreating to the cubicles to pick their nostrils.

Using your finger to point and saying someone else's name is a good defence.

Ah man the bafflator came over this morning. I gave him the precise instructions and he just stood there looking baffled.

bafflator by anon.gcfgv755r August 12, 2014

Babulator 

A babulator is a water bong, also referred to as a "bubbler".

Yo bro i was rippin' the babulator real hard last night, i got really high.

Babulator by jam-masta-j February 3, 2010

bafflation 

When an event where everyone is baffled takes place.

Wow! Did you see everyone's face when he ran into the door? It was a bafflation.

bafflation by TakeThatLollipopOut September 2, 2017

baffledork 

When your friend takes a pic of you and you don’t want them to and ur angry so you call them a baffledork

Stop it you fricking baffledork

baffledork by The official baffledork February 14, 2022

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008