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Baby Man 

A fully grown man that by all appearances looks normal. However, once you get to know him, you realize he's a big baby trapped in a man's body.
Mary: "Are you still seeing that guy James?"
Me: "No...after awhile I realized he was a big Baby Man. I handed him a tissue and called it a day."
Baby Man by ptownshoegal October 21, 2012
Words you can keep

baby man 

a bald man with a beard, sometimes posing as a lumberjack
"that baby man had a head as smooth as a baby's bottom, yet the beard around his lips was 100% man"
baby man by fifi-pu August 15, 2009

Baby Man 

A fully grown man that likes to dress up as an infant, and wear a bib and suck on his mothers tits.
Jeremy is a Baby Man, and loves dressing up
Baby Man by Rogue Trader CS January 22, 2006

baby man 

The coolest nigga on discord,he gets all the bitches.
"im baby man."
"CAN I GET A AUTOGRAPH!!?!?!?"
"CAN I GET A TASTE OF YOUR COCK??!?!"
baby man by BABBY MAN October 30, 2020
a boy who is of a mature age and looks like a man but exerts characteristics of a baby.
a baby-man makes faces like babies do.
and they sometimes spit out already chewed food.
the gait of a person also atributes to the baby-man-ness.
babies also don't always know wrong form right so when you see a baby-man doing something he shouldn't don't blame it on him.
they way babies chew fruit.

a baby's first few steps are wobbly. a baby-man walk is almost like a waddle.
baby-man by mlemle December 19, 2008
a little person who thinks he is old and mature and can handle any thing that comes there way; a person who wants a strawberry
Sandro is a little baby-man cause he wants the strawberry
baby-man by shippo December 17, 2004

baby man child 

It's a baby that looks like an old man. Or an adolescent male who attempts to act like he is grown but in turn appears even younger than he is.

Google Image "baby jesus baroque paintings" and you'll see
(ex. 1)
Ben: Did you see that baby over there? Totally looks like an old man!
Jerry: That's a baby man child!

(ex. 2)
Amy: That freshman over there thinks he's so cool, he's bragging about how many girls he got with last night.
Caleb: It makes him seem like he's still in middle school, such a baby.
Cara: That makes him a baby man child!
baby man child by your.hugh.jass September 26, 2013
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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