Babeland

a seemingly fake sex toy store made up for the description of fleshlight.

why does babeland exist?

no one knows...

by Kumtukey fly chimken September 25, 2019

bakeland high school

Lakeland high school after 2015
Everyone smokes weed or vapes.
Everybody is always in a good mood because they're high

The dogs came to bakeland high school and 30 people got busted

by Bakeland kid May 26, 2017

Babyland

BABYLAND, formed in 1989, are a performance-based electronic junk punk band from Los Angeles, CA. Band members include Dan Gatto (vocals, electronics) and Smith (percussion) who have released 6 full-length albums and have played countless live shows, mostly in California and the west coast. Their style combines many different genres of music, including but not limited to: industrial, hardcore punk, synth pop, and techno. Live shows are energetic and notorious for having elements of fire, fumes, and burning metal.

"So uh, why do you smell like vanilla air freshener?"

"Oh- I went to a BABYLAND show tonight."

by epm82 August 11, 2009

Baeland

When a friend just meets/is meeting someone new and immediately bf/gf time. Unknown to be a good or bad thing.

Just met her and already they're in baeland!

by washstlucy October 14, 2016

Babylandia

Babylandia was the term used to describe the former USA by non-Babylandians in the early 21st century. Prior to its being awarded to China in the noted bankruptcy case of China vs USA heard in the World Court, Geneva Switzerland in 2016 the USA had devolved into a selfish, bickering bastion of anality and was judged unfit to handle it's own affairs by the UN. In subsequent hearings the former World Power was stripped of it's sovernty and it's assets were awarded to China, it's primary debt holder. It is now known as Rural Agriculture Collective Enterprise #2 (abreviated as RACE #2)

The politicians in Babylandia could not rise above calling each other names and the citizns generally followed suit.

by Mr. Beerbelly2U July 1, 2011

Babyland citizen

A derogatory term that was meant to satir for a Polish person.

Guy 1: Are you a Babyland citizen?
Guy 2: WTF?! NO! Just because I'm Polish, isn't it?!

by Karma will get you! February 15, 2022

Babyland citizen

A derogatory term that was meant to satirize a Polish person, (this was probably used by German neo-nazis and Russian communists, most likely denying what their country has done at the start of WW2).

Guy 1: Are you a Babyland citizen?
Guy 2: WTF?! NO! Just because I'm Polish, isn't it?!

by Karma will get you! February 15, 2022