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ba-donka-cock 

n. (buh-donka-cock)

1. A very large penis
2. A lap hog
3. A monster crank
Kyle - Dude, did you see Michael in the shower after practice?
Andrew - Yeah, man. He's really got a honky-tonk ba-donka-cock. Absolutely enormous.
Kyle - That he does.
ba-donka-cock by MD-69 September 5, 2013
The act of one making the sound of a chicken at a random moment.
As Jamie went bowl her ball, Tom yelled BACOCK!
Bacock by Lamanna July 20, 2008
Verb - When a person pulls on a man's penis and he squawk like a rooster.

Noun - Someone who is being an asshole at the spur of the moment. It is a contraction of "Bitch" and "Dick" (Bitch + Dick = Bacock)
Example

Verb - Sarah Jessica Parker just bacocked some homeless guy! Did you hear him squawk?

Noun - Wow, way to say a vagina joke infront of Megan Fox right while I was about to hook up with her you bacock!
Bacock by JRome3 April 25, 2011
This dorky kid named Matt that goes to Sonoma State!
Matt you are a bacock!
Bacock by KS December 8, 2003
A female who runs alot and is flat-chested like a chicken.
HONK! Look out its Bacock!
bacock by Eric Ben Dover Shin December 26, 2007

bacocktus 

A mix of a chicken a penis and a cactus.
Tim is a bacocktus!
bacocktus by Homelesmidgets April 19, 2024