b'owned

Where somehow (either by tripping or otherwise) you accidentally end up with your face embedded in someone's sweaty armpit.

Also see owned

Pronounced "bee-owned"

Guy #1: Dude, did you see that guy get a faceful of armpit?
Guy #2: Yeah, he got b'owned

by Ross_geller December 13, 2008

Bowned

Getting owned during sex.

Raph: Apparentley he pulled out his slong and stabbed her in the eye with it
Liam: Poor bitch got bowned

by LiLee October 25, 2006

bowned

Receiving an injury to your penis (having your "boner" get "owned", hence the word) Also spelled as bown3d, bpwned, or bpwm3d. Exclamation points/ ones can also be added.

Not to be confused with getting boned, which is much more pleasent.

When spoken, stress of the "w" sound is used to avoid such confusion.

(Man 1 gets kneed in the nuts by a woman)
Man 2: "Dude, you just got bowned!"

by just some random guy June 26, 2005

Bowned

Bowned: A combination of getting both owned and boned at the same time.

YOU JUST GOT BOWNED, like your mom last night.

by Roroo October 30, 2011

bowned

Having your penis owned by a bitch.
AKA: gettin a boner from a bitch you didnt want

Ron: I didnt wanna have sex with this bitch grenade but then she gave me a lap dance, I got a boner, and one thing led to another...
Eddie: Dude, you just got BOWNED!!

by undercover_Arab March 10, 2011

bowned

I was tired of saying OWNED! so i decided to add a letter, a B!. Its uzed the same as owned.

(counter strike head shot iconsin upper right of screen: leet mofo is my user name)

Leet Mofo-:)Haxor el planet
Leet Mofo-:)Fug Joo
Leet Mofo-:)Momzor

Terrorists Win

(chat)
Leet Mofo:BOWNED!!!!111
mofacka:gj
fat dick:nice
fotmot:gj

by Vinnie Hohmann September 7, 2003