Average Jonas

The undisputed king of annoying lineup outplays in Valorant.

Get your Average Jonas headass out of my comp game.

Why you getting out-fragged by that Average Jonas fucker?

by Pelandroni April 7, 2023

Average Fig

A person that tries to be a special snow flake because they think thats cool

Thomas Is such an Average Fig

The average Shinnie, used to refer to the typical Shinji Ikari (NGE) kinnie.

Emma (Shinnie): I am not a Shinnie! ☹️ *accuses someone else of being a Shinnie*

Chad: The average Shinnie response

by npc_ January 11, 2023

by Randompeg August 25, 2008

The type of sex over the phone “freaks” would have with you after promising you that you wouldn’t walk for a few days.

“Dude did you hear that Raven got Average Joed?”
“I thought she wasn’t into vanilla shit like that”

“She’s not. He just had normal sex with her”

by Carbonatedmilk November 27, 2019

by Uni. 9832 January 4, 2022

Taking dmt, acid, molly and shrooms at the same time.

Yea, dude I did an Average Thursday Flip, I talked to god.

by Firemonkey755 June 28, 2018