Average

Average means medium it's just another way to say it. it can also stand for decent

Hey what size are you?
I'm average

by ItzGachaUnknownU-U December 19, 2021

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Average

Anything that's small. But often called average just to make sure your weak-ass feelings don't get hurt.

Babe, two inches isn't small, it's average - someone, probably.

by XperienceGB November 3, 2023

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Average means normal. Average is always at the medium mark, it is not too much neither too low.

Here are the things that an average person does in his lifetime:

Go to school
Graduate from college
Get a girlfriend
Get married
Get two kids (a daughter and a son)
Get his kids graduated
Live a normal life.

David:Jessica do you think my personality is charming?
Jessica:Nope, I think your average.
(David didn't come to high school tomorrow neither the day after.)

by XxThisisnotmyrealnameXx March 5, 2018

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Average American

A phrase used, especially online, by those who live outside of the United States of America, to mock Americans anytime they say or post anything that is flat-out stupid or incorrect that is used in many occasions, whether the conversation be about sports or geography.

Look at Jimmy right there. He really tried to say that China borders the United States.

I know, right. He is very much the Average American.

by Average Nothing Enjoyer July 19, 2022

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