Come and visit our very exciting, extraordinary, and educating museum dedicated to strictly SPAM here in Austin, MN!!!
by twinnie1 January 20, 2010
Austin, Mn was a great happy place through 2000-2018. Everyone had their best momments through out the years back then. No fake friends, no gangs, laughter, a amazing experience but till 2019 came. A gun threat at EMS and lots of fights happening. AHS doing drugs. But lets just say that we need to grow up with our act and now dont be teaching elementary students how to do stuff like those. Austin, mn can sometimes not be safe to live at.
Guy: are you moving to Austin, Mn 2019 ?
His homie: yikes idk yet i heard its dangerous
Guy: omm buh ill have to let it to my mom
His homie: yikes idk yet i heard its dangerous
Guy: omm buh ill have to let it to my mom
by A guy periyat October 29, 2019
Austin, Minnesota (No, not Texas) is a small town in southern Minnesota with a population of around 25k people. Home to the Fortune 500 company HORMEL, which often causes the town to smell of meat. As SPAM is one of the main products made by the company, the city as been nicknamed SPAMTOWN, USA “Where Hawaiians go for vacation!” With a large newly built SPAM museum downtown for public visitation. The city is rich with history and culture featuring many communities of different ethnicities around the world. Riverland Community College, The Paramount Theatre, the Hormel Home, The Nature Center and The Old Mill are all different areas of interest one should check out when visiting this pleasant Midwestern town.
Person 1: “Hello! Where are you from?”
Person 2: “Oh I live in Austin”
Person 1: “Oh wow that’s a long drive from Texas”
Person 2: “Austin, MN not Austin Texas”
Person 2: “Oh I live in Austin”
Person 1: “Oh wow that’s a long drive from Texas”
Person 2: “Austin, MN not Austin Texas”
by Chaotic_Cat July 22, 2021